Zucchini pasta? Are y'all smoking something?! I was sure of it when I saw this. Who in their right minds would go out searchin for zucchini flavored noodles? Then I realized you were using the real mccoy--the actual zucchini as your pasta! I thought about how to best go about doing this myself when I remembered the wedding gift I got that's been sitting in my cupboard. Is that what that veggie slicing machine is for?
I opened it up and didn't know even how to put that contraption together. God bless my husband who happened to be home and came out to help. We both finally discovered it has a "safety lock" covering where the blade was, and man did I feel so dumb--just like I could throw myself on the ground and miss! Then I had to go about figuring out the different three levels of blading slicers, but once I got it, I got, I dare say so myself I got some great looking sliced zucchini!
Y'all are still smokin' somthing, but it's the the good stuff because this zucchini makes a darn good pasta! In fact, with a little low heat and some sundried pesto sauce (which is a recipe that I made up after reading what all of you were doing with your pasta) I can't tell the difference, and almost as importantly, neither can the hubby... but I'm sure the old waistline can.
I think I will call it 'nasta because that sounds a bit like "not pasta" don't you think?
Raw Sun-dried Tomato Pesto Zucchin"asta" with Portabello Mushrooms
The Sauce:
2 TBSP Olive Oil or Hemp Oil
2 TBSP Lemon Juice
2 TBSP Water
1/2 cup Sundried Tomatos (I did not pre-chop them)
2-3 cups loosely packed basil
1/4-1/3 cup pine nuts
1 TBSP "Noocher" aka Nutritional Yeast
2-4 cloves garlic (to your taste---I love garlic so I used 3)
salt and pepper to taste
Put everything in food processor or beloved Vitamix and blend until desired consistency
The Mushrooms:
two large portobello mushroom caps, sliced
a few "squirts" or about a tablespoon of Braggs aminos
2 cloves garlic, chopped
put all the ingredients in a plastic baggie or tupperware and shake. Then leave to marinate for at least one hour (or a few hours if you like) in the fridge.
The Pasta:
two sliced zucchinis on my newly discovered veggie slice machine but you can slice them thin or use a grater
basil, thyme, oregano, salt and pepper to taste
The "Hempesan" topping---I borrowed this topping idea from Miss Gena over at Choosing Raw who was so kind to share.
3 TBSP Hemp Seed
3 TBSP Noocher (Nutritional Yeast)
Grind them together in blender or food processor
Directions:
I heated the pasta over low heat until it was a little less firm. This is optional. I did not use oil, I just put it in a saute pan in two separate batches (one each for my husband and I) it definitely made it taste like "real pasta". I then mixed this zucchini with the pesto sauce. The little bit of warmth also helped the pesto sauce spread real nice.
Next I heated the mushrooms over low heat, made sure all the garlic got on the pan, but I discarded the rest of the marinade (You can do what you please, but I already OD on the salt). then mixed the shroomers in with the "pasta." HEAVEN---I can't believe it's not really pasta.
I served it along with a mixed greens salad and topped the salad with the extra hempesean I had left. My life has changed since I learned how to use that dang veggie slicer! I'm going to have zucchini pasta coming out of my ears!

DESSERT: Chia Bannilla Softserve!
Where I come from we have a family tradition of make your own Icecream sundaes. I topped it with some fresh organic berries I picked up at the Whole Foods and some certified free trade, "carob" chips because my old faithful Nestle's apparently have milkfat in them! So they don't count as vegan, which makes them a big no-no. I picked up the Chia idea and banana softserve from a bunch of people who have blogged about both--so thanks for sharing because It was divine! Read on for how I made the recipe:
I put the above pictured mixture into the freezer before dinner. Once I was ready for it it had frozen just on the top but the bottom was all thick and creamy. I gave it a good stir, topped it with the organic blueberries and I felt happier than a hound in a chicken coop! My husband was so happy, I think our marriage might just survive this little test of mine.
Banana Vanilla Chia Cream
-2 TBSP Chia seeds soaked in 3/4 cup vanilla almond milk for 2 hours in the fridge
-When you're getting close to havin dinner ready blend up:
The Chia Almond Milk gel/pudding from the fridge
1/4 cup of cashews (mine were those ridiculously expensive raw, organic ones from the Whole Foods. I did not soak them first although I see some of you doing that)
1 packet of Stevia powder or however you like it to taste
pinch of Cinnamon, Nutmeg, and Ginger to taste
1-2 frozen bananas (pre-broken into chunks first)
dash of Vanilla extract
Was this ice cream or what! Those nanners sure blend nice. I'm so glad Uncle Russ and Aunt Mary got me that Vitamix for my wedding. I didn't know what type of great blender or processor it was until I tried it with the sauces for my dinner and this here "ice cream."
Pre-Dinner Experiment: Zucchini Crackers--seeking some advice from you experts out there on this one!

2 Zucchinis
1 TBSP Coconut Oil
Salt, thyme, oregano, basil to taste
I bought Mr. Brendan Brazier's Thrive Diet book since I saw so many of you talking about it. I thought his zucchini cracker recipe looked easy enough. So after struggling with my slicer I finally got cracker worthy thin zucchini slices. I coated them in 1 TBSP of melted coconut oil with salt, basil, thyme, and oregano. I baked them at lower heat (Mr. Brazier recommends 300 degrees) for half an hour flat and spread out on my baking sheet. When I pulled them out they were still quite more than a little soggy so I popped them back in the oven. In another 15 minutes there abouts I noticed some browning so I pulled them out and left them to dry. They were definitely thin enough as some were starting to rip a bit. They were still soggy so I tried pullin them off my baking pan and putting them in a tupperware without the lid. They are still so soggy! Do any of you know what I did wrong? I tasted one and it was quite good, but I'd love it to be crispy. I would love some advice from the pros!
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